Bone conduction goggles let you ski and speak

(Credit: Buhel) There's nothing like hitting the ski lodge for a warm beverage after a few hours on the slopes, but trying to round up the troops can be a pain when you have to dig through your winter layers to find your cell phone and then shout instructions over all the swooshing and ambient noise around you. If you're sick of dealing with this first-world problem, let us introduce you to the ...

Prescription Bottle Beer Holder cuddles cold ones

This would also work for soda cans, but then you'd be missing the point. (Credit: Gadgets and Gear) I have a certain affinity for tacky novelty gifts. I used to peruse comic book ads offering untold delights such as X-ray specs, hand buzzers, and fake vomit. The Prescription Bottle Beer Holder from Gadgets and Gear would fit right in with those tasteless gags. It's bound to be a hot joke gift ...